❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Too busy shipping fictional romances to worry about my own.
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*